turtles make me uncomfortable

this is becuse of two reasons. "i've got a turtle head poking out" referencing when you need to poo so bad and... well you know. and two, when the penis comes in contact with cold water, it goes into hiding by shriviling up something fierce. this is also called a, you guessed it, turtle head.

panda express

so today, i got off of work at noon because i had to go in at 3am... well i got a lot done so it was all worth it, except for the 5 hrs of sleep thing. anyways, i went to panda express for dinner because the one in canton here just opened today and i wanted to give it a try. so i got all the way there waited in the the stupid drive thru lane and just as i was about to order... learned that i forgot all my money and cards, everything. so i didn't order, drove past the window laughing at the confused face of the woman behind me, and went home to get my money. i was determined to get some chinese food though so i came back, and the line inside didn't look so bad so i went in. got my food, everything normal, and when i went to pay the woman says, as she hands me my food, "do you need napkins?" i sat there for a moment, probably with a dumb look on my face and said, "well i didn't pay you." here i am trying to be all honest, and sure as shit the food was free. boy was i pissed that i went all the way home for my money. all i had to do was say to the box in the drive thru "i forgot my money, be right back" and i would have learned this secret. anyway, i'm dumb, peace out.

memory like a sieve

if you havent noticed, i like input. i like to know who is reading and what you think. i have probably lost some fans in the past but i think i still have some out there. what i want to know from you today.... damn i can't remember. ok, lets talk about memory. i am finding out mine is absolutly horrible. right now i am working on three things, and i totally forgot what i wanted to blog, ask kate how bad it is. funny enough though, i remember somethings, not necesssarily more important than others, just some things. i think it is a problem, i think i have a mix of adult a.d.d. and obsessive compulsive disorder and some memory thing all tied together, and i have just fought it for this long which is how i got an engineering degree. this is scary, any ideas?

-- omg i just remembered, right after i published... ok this is what i want to know from y'all: origin of phrases, i know or can find the origin of most phrases, and i want to know if you have any you want interpreted, for example; "the whole nine yards" comes from world war two, where the fifty caliber guns had nine yards (twenty seven feet) of ammunition. if they fired the whole thing they fired "the whole nine yards". let me know some phrases, and i will see if i know. or you can be a dick about it and not comment. piece

eugene ii

the popeye comic strip featured a bizarre pet named eugene the jeep. eugene, being partly from the fourth dimension, had strange powers: he could go anywhere (by teleporting) and could walk through walls. his sole vocalization was the sound "jeep".
eugene first appeared on march 13th or 20th, 1936 (the sources differ). five years later the u.s. army introduced a new vehicle, called the gp (for general purpose) vehicle. like eugene the jeep, the gp could go anywhere, and the initials when stated sound much like eugene's cry. quite naturally, the vehicle became known as the jeep.
this is my second jeep, the first one named eugene, and now the new one is eugene ii which comes about as soon as i put the character of eugene on the side of my jeep, which is done, so he is.
a little history fo yo ass

the lyrics people screw up

"excuse me, while i kiss this guy", "dirty deeds, thunder jeep", and "you stop me up" all lyrics commonly screwed up. i know you've done it and laughed at yourself when you find out the truth like "excuse me, while i kiss the sky", or "dirty deeds, done dirt cheap", or " you start me up". mine was the dirty deeds one and as a child i always thought the song was great cause it talked about jeeps, and i always loved jeeps, but boy did i feel stupid when i got the truth. now, here i would like to hear some of the ones you have mistaken, and if you are too embarrased to say, just do an annoymous post. i will add more as i think of them through the day.

thinking

im thinking up a good blog.... give me some time, and check back after 1:00 pm est.
maybe sooner

blog hiatus

i apologise for no upadtes in so long, if you don't read my blog anymore i understand, and screw you. nothing new to report, we all celebrated for my birthay this weekend, and i had a great time with everyone, there was a good turn out and that made me feel good. most people left and it was up to me, patrick, and kate where kate and i thought patrick drove and he thought we drove. so we walked to mjq from hand in hand, drank some more and danced till three am. then we walked to patricks and slept there, as i did not have any cash to take a cab to kelly and bill's where our stuff was. this was all sat. night after drinking by the pool all day and then dinner at kellys (which was phenominal) so it was a good fun night. sunday was obviously recovery day where i cleaned my jeep and bike and watched some tv with kate. back to work monday and that is life. ok i will hopefully have something better when i have a chance.