wtf

i dont know what i did to piss mr. piniella off?

???

how does this keep happening:

ouch

stupid pitbull. porcupines do no shoot their quills however, they do detach as a defence. that means this dumb dog kept at it untill the porcupine probably ran out.

this is it

ok, i dont think anyone is reading my blog, so i need a comment blog. if i get nothing i will stop blogging. this is a good time to ask for any changes also. i am open to suggestions, but please please comment and let me know you are reading this.

on a lighter note, i found an old picture, and i never noticed i was in it, man i get around:

yep

on a more serious note

not for the weak hearted... i only watch these type of videos to make me drive my motorcycle safer and slower. not too gross, but there is a dead guy in it. let me know what you think. oh prob shouldn't do it at work too
http://www.shooshtime.com/clips/video.php?id=5599

nooner blog

ok, why is no one comenting on my blogs? well, i want to congradulate kate on her good news today, i hope your new job works out babe. i knew you would do good today. second, when i was in the keys this weekend, i was walking past this building and there was media everywhere, but i was so hung over, i didn't know what was going on. well, i found this picture on the cnn website today, very crazy:

thief

i walk into walmart, and since i rode my motorcycle to work, i have a backpack on with my laptop and other effects needed throught the day. i walk to get milk, i walk to get cereal, and as im trying to find my kashi i hear on the speaker 'security camera code whatever'. i am the only person in the store as it is 7 am, so i know they are talking about me. i check out at the self check out, which i practice everytime i go to walmart... i always wanted to be a checkout girl, and put my stuff in my backpack in attempt to save a tree. everyone watches every step i take, every move i make, but i get out with no questions. as i leave a police car is approaching the front of the building. now possibly he is one the cars that was going the other way on the highway as i was doing 100 mph, but possibly he is there because they called him. he waits there for me to start my bike, put on my helmet and backpack, and drive off the sidewalk. follows me all the way through town, but never pulled me over. i wonder. i hate being looked at as if i were a thief, it makes me feel like a criminal, now i know how black people must feel when they go into a store. i've seen it, hell i've done it 'oh look at this guy, he is going to steal something.' now i know what it sounds like, when doves cry.

people with stupid packages

ok in the airport i had some time to observe mankind and their incessant need to carry stupid packages on the plane. oh hey, i just visited florida, lets grab some gay odd shapped flowers that will die by the time we get home and annoy everyone around because i have to carry them everywhere i go, being too big for a luggage compartment, too big for under the seat, so i carry them the whole way. or a big box with something glass so i have tons of bubble wrap and i have to cary it so it doesnt break on the way. either people just dont think, or maybe it was a gift, or maybe they are just dumb in the head, or maybe i am ornery because i am back at work after vacation, who knows!

i pooped in the toilet in miami when we got there and clogged it up so bad, i almost overflowed it. i didn't know what to do so i left it for like 4 hours untill we got back from the bars at 5 and got a plunger. ohhhh nasty nast. figured you wanted to know that

lazy blog

ok, key west was great and i would love to blog about it however, kate already did a wonderfull job so here you go. man im lazy