I met Kelly Kelley ??
If you are asking yourself, "who is that?" I was too about 20 minutes ago. SO I am flying from ATL to Charleston, West Virginia by way of Cincinatti. Because my flight ran late from ATL, I am stuck in Cincinasty for five hours. booty (in a bad way). Well as I am watching episodes of fraggle rock on my laptop, my hot chick radar goes off, and how. I look up and about 60 yards away is 4 huge cans and two hot chicks attached to them. I jump up as if I just saw the bat signal and gothem was going through armageddon. I try to follow the tracks, but lost the sent. Sad and dissapointed, I sit back down to re-live my childhood by watching those fraggle's and their day to day dispositions.
Suddenly, out of no where, my sences highened already waiting for a glimps of the ever elusive gazelles, the one blond comes right my way. Honestly, my heart stopped for a good minute as her hair, wait... did she have hair? As her dress, wait... was she wearing a dress? As her cans came a bouncing all the way. A quick left and she is out of sight again. I'm not about to lose this again so I stalk ever so quietly to find this girl. Well eventually after casing the airport and thier location, the one hotter chick (the blond) is sitting by herself in the laptop charging area. This is my chance. I walk over all nonchalantly with my laptop and removable drive in hand, and sit down two seats away.
In about 3 seconds of sitting down I notice she is having troubles with her laptop. AH HA, finally my engineering degree will pay off. I can fix that problem, and I am her superman. SO as she bangs away at the keys on her laptop I say "Well that's not going to help anyone". She smiles at me, and begins to describe her problem. Of course I am able to help, and she loves me for it. Well, as I am helping her get directions from Logan international to some convention center, she is complaining how this guy "Punk" left her at the airport. And she mentiones that he is "another wrestler". I say "Is that what you do too?" And sure as shit she says she is a wrestler for the ECW, and her name is Kelly Kelley. Click on the name for pictures of her. I kid you not though, this was truly her, every guy at the airport was staring at both girls. Her friend I never got her name, but she was a wrestler too. And had even bigger cans, but she was a brunette, and I have no time for that shit. So everything gets fixed, we hang out for a bit, and I have a story to blog. My first day on my first business trip at my new job, things are looking pretty good... Oh what, you don't believe me? Well here is a picture of the three of us sucka.
Suddenly, out of no where, my sences highened already waiting for a glimps of the ever elusive gazelles, the one blond comes right my way. Honestly, my heart stopped for a good minute as her hair, wait... did she have hair? As her dress, wait... was she wearing a dress? As her cans came a bouncing all the way. A quick left and she is out of sight again. I'm not about to lose this again so I stalk ever so quietly to find this girl. Well eventually after casing the airport and thier location, the one hotter chick (the blond) is sitting by herself in the laptop charging area. This is my chance. I walk over all nonchalantly with my laptop and removable drive in hand, and sit down two seats away.
In about 3 seconds of sitting down I notice she is having troubles with her laptop. AH HA, finally my engineering degree will pay off. I can fix that problem, and I am her superman. SO as she bangs away at the keys on her laptop I say "Well that's not going to help anyone". She smiles at me, and begins to describe her problem. Of course I am able to help, and she loves me for it. Well, as I am helping her get directions from Logan international to some convention center, she is complaining how this guy "Punk" left her at the airport. And she mentiones that he is "another wrestler". I say "Is that what you do too?" And sure as shit she says she is a wrestler for the ECW, and her name is Kelly Kelley. Click on the name for pictures of her. I kid you not though, this was truly her, every guy at the airport was staring at both girls. Her friend I never got her name, but she was a wrestler too. And had even bigger cans, but she was a brunette, and I have no time for that shit. So everything gets fixed, we hang out for a bit, and I have a story to blog. My first day on my first business trip at my new job, things are looking pretty good... Oh what, you don't believe me? Well here is a picture of the three of us sucka.
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