life

ok, i think i have figured out how this whole thing works. it's a little far fetched, and based on my own scientific research, yet not somehting that is common or tangeable so you need to just try and follow along. the way people live is actually on multiple dimensions (i use dimension for lack of a better word, though it is not really a dimension), that all run parallel to eachother. i mean there is an infinite amount of these dimensions. now, this is the tricky part... no one ever dies untill they die of old age where they are recycled (re-incarnated). so you and i have died in other dimensions many times and in someone elses dimension they are crying for you cause you are dead. in your own dimension you are a life and that person is happy still. have you ever come close to death, i mean fall asleep at the wheel and wake up like woah. yeah, you prob died there, but just jumped to a new dimension. in your previous dimension, the firemen are cleaning up your body off the highway, and your parents are identifiying your body. i know that is a little harsh, but i am trying to get my point across. now, no one knows that they have made this dimension jump because each one is identical. ok i think got my point across, this is something that i have thought about for years now, and only told a few so i do have answers to your questions if you have any. i know it might seem stupid to you, but think about it seriously and you will see how possible it is. it also makes the death of a friend feel a little better to know that somewhere you and him/ her are chillin. piece? oh if this all seems a little dis-jointed, it is about 7 am and i have had no sleep... piece.

monkeys

ok, i know this sounds a little odd but, i figured out my spirit animal. my friends in san diego are very... well... san diego, and if you have never been there then you have no idea what i mean. im sure you can get the idea though. each of them have figured out their spirit animal, which is the animal which best fits them. well, after years of searching i figured mine out. its a monkey. yeah it kinda sucks when you first think about it, but then its not all that bad. this is how i came about this decision. first and foremost, i have monkey toes which means my first three toes are of same length. of course this is good for climbing trees like a monkey. second, i have always liked monkeys and monkey apparal, anyone who knows me from the past few years, i have a monkey farm shirt i got in old saybrook, ct. from a dive bar of that name. third, i like to fling poo. and last, and the most important, when i was real young, my mom used to call me her mon chi chi, which was an old cartoon with monkeys. so, this is my spirit animal, i don't know what to do with it, but at least now i know.

link day

blizog. omg. for the ladies. for buddha. for the guys. for the northern georgians. link day

issue with tissue.

i would like to hear your input, if i haven't already, on a debate we have been having that started saturday night that i would like to call fold or crumble. basically when you are using the facilities, and you are finished, you have two options... i became intrigued because everyone had different methods, and reasons for their choice. so, i would like to hear your views on the issue with the tissue. i tried the crumble yesterday to see what the hype was about and boy i came close to finger slip, not worth it for me, i don't know how you do it kelly.
on another note, i still want to buy a jeep, but i think i am going to avoid dealerships and sell my car myself, and then buy a jeep from a private owner. car salesmen suck.

to jeep or not to jeep

ok i have a bug in my ass about buying a jeep or not, and since i live on what other people think (i know it's a problem) i would like to hear your opinions. i used to have a jeep, and im talking about a wrangler, and i loved it. i off road in it, and take the top and doors off and cruise around. i got rid of it cause of my commute to work being 40 miles one way it was killing me in gas. well now i have my wrx, which is much better in gas because i drive it too fast which also incurrs speeding tickets. if i can get 15,000 for my car, which i have no payments on, and get a rubicon jeep then possibly i could float whats left over. now, what i need to know from y'all is should i do it. i mean who knows how long i will have this commute, and everytime i see a jeep i think, man i miss my jeep, why did i sell it. please give me your input, whoever you are and whatever it is. i know i have a lot of nelke followers out there who can help me out. oh hey kelly and buddha, i'm jazzed

how to excite your day

ok i need to share this... i am currently in an engineering meeting which is on eof hte most boring things to do in my week. in order to make it better, i find small things that make me laugh. like the fact that the one guy i work with says "i was gonna say" before everything he says. i mean 50 times a day, no shit. so instead of being annoyed i laugh everytime. another thing i do is, a lot of times we have to talk about ace (achieving competetive excellence) well it sounds a lot like ass, so everytime it is referenced i think of it as ass and i start laughing, people look at me funny. well a new thing has come about and we are talking about it all the time and it is s.o's (special orders). sure enough it sounds like asshole-- s.o. omg, it is said about 100 times a day and everytime i laugh. this is how i pass my day. here is a sentence i wrote down. "every s.o. (asshole) is unique, you do it once, it goes away". said by the quiet, conservative, plant manager. try this at your own work place and realize how funny it can be.

weekend debochary

of course the weekend was a good one... started out at kelly and bill's for dinner which was all very good, especially because there were no pine nuts in any of the food (which i found i was allergic to the last time i ate dinner at kelly's like this). met patrick and some of his other friends out after at tracside (dive bar in decatur) with kate, had a few more drinks and called it a night. saturday kinda sucked cause i had to clean my whole house in preparation for my father's arrival next weekend. kate came up and helped out tremendously, thank you. then i headed down to atlanta for another night of debochary. well this is where things got crazy. on the way down, hwy 75 was closed because of a 12 car accident (since i live in tennesee i need to go down 75 to get to kate's). well later that weekend i encountered 2 more accidents, one a 5 car and one a 4 car, it was odd how many accidents, and how closer to the accidents i was getting. I have scary feeling that the world is comming to an end soon, and this is part of it... but i wont get into that. so sat night started with the whole world theater where we drank some beers and watched some of the funniest improv comedy ever, great idea to patrick. then went back and hung out at patricks all night which proved to be a great time for all... well patrick burt all his arm hairs off due to stupidity but the rest of us were ok. oh, and i need to mention that kate and i are now official. yes we are now going steady, going out, more than dating whatever you want to call it, its official... so back off other dudes. sunday was defiantly re-coop day, went to the pool for a bit at la france, went home worked on the car, put together some night stands and stuff, where kate helped again, and got to bed about 11:30. here i am... at work now... tired as hell, but thats what the weekend does to you. i wouldnt trade it for all the sleep in the world. piece