'i need to talk to you'

i know because it is only the topic of my blog, it will not have the same effect, but everytime someone says that to me, be it in writing or verbal, i get scared shitless. i feel like i am in so much trouble, and i need to contact that person imediatly to get it over with. happened to me the other day as kelly needed something of not much importance so i let her know how i felt about it. another one is 'i have a bone to pick with you...' zoinks that scares me.


going to stock up on these

going to get me one of these:

interesting

so, i got a new job with this guy whos name i couldn't remember. m something, mac something... anyway, first thing, he invites me to his company picnic and it is a small company where everyone is real close so it is fun meeting his family and employees before i even work there. so the party is at his house on the beach in florida and the ocean is so blue, and it is an amazing day. a few drinks are had, some food and mingleing, and then the boat. this is where things get interesing. there is a huge, i mean ocean liner huge boat tied to the shore that you can walk on and hang out. because of the waves it rocks a lot, so it is hard to stand up on the boat. well, i sit down on a couch inside the boat, and on the couch is the owners daughter. she seems a bit snobby and bored, but i need to find out the name of this guy that i am working for. as i attempt to ask her, she makes a little laugh, and moves away from me, not giving an answer. i can see this is going nowhere, so i leave. i am now on the outside of the boat where the deck is flat and very close to the water. the waves have gotten worse and i am having trouble standing up. well i look in the ocean and there are tons of dolphins swiming around, so i grab my camera quick and i am having trouble turning it on. i stumble with it, and pictures are taking, and i briefly see the pictures as i try to get other shots off. in the pictures the dolphins are all looking at me and smiling. all of the sudden the camera slips out of my hand, and in a split second i think 'i don't want to lose those pictures, or the camera' so i jump in and catch it as i fall in the water, but holding the camera above my head. someone grabs it, but they are unable to grab me. the water is too rough and there are dolphins swiming all around me, almost as if they are playing, but i am having trouble staying above water. every few seconds i am able to get a breath of air, but no success on getting back in the boat. this goes on for a while, and i finally do not have enough energy to swim anymore, so i ball up in the fetal position almost accepting my fate. everything goes dark. next thing i know, im in a room where executives are all wearing oxford cloth shirts and red ties with black pants, as am i. one of the guys i met at the party is sitting at a desk, and tells me to come over. i sit down next to him and he starts explaining my job. i am getting totally lost and he is moving way too fast, plus the point that last thing i remember was drowning in the ocean. he asks me if i know what a certain thing is, and to not look stupid i say i do. so he ignores me, and now i am totally lost. just then a woman comes to my table and starts talking to me about the party, well right away i ask what happened, and she starts to explain how she saw me fall in... i am about to get all my answers to how i got where i was, and what happened and all of the sudden... the alarm goes off and i wake up.

home star

ok, if you have seen my red shirt with a star then you will understand why i believe that home star runner is my hero. now if you don't know who home star is, then you need to check him out. give it some time, and have a sense of humor, i promise you will want to watch all episondes when you get the time. also check out strong bad email... very funny. if you do give it time, you will find the writers are geniuses because there is deeper comdey in there. let me know what you think, please

sports update

well i hope you know by now but it looks like we're back baby.
also, i picked up a ping pong table yesterday, and i am ready to play, so please come over... i am sick of playing with myself.

yep

ok, i know one girl who deserves this, you know who you are. jk

jeep

ok, i know a lot of you city goers think that "off roading" is some hick, red neck thing to do, but i don't care becuase i love it. i went this weekend with kate, where we just went out and found trails to go on. it was a rainy day, perfect for driving around looking for trouble. well the first few trails we found ended up with not much excitement, but we came across a pretty creepy looking trail eventually which was tons of fun. i was looking for this building in this valley, which has no aparent roads to it, so i was trying to get in a back way... well this dirt road had trash all over, and looked like a place red necks make moonshine or something. i was ready to be shot at, at any time. well the first road we took ended up a dead end, but there were some deep mud holes that made mud and water come over the hood a couple of times. when i tried another trail i found a road that looked like it would go to this building. as we were going, the trail went downhill slightly and then dropped off where i could not see how steep it was. kate got out and assesed the situation, and i knew i had to go down it because i was unable to back up where i was. she said we could prob make it, so i went. we had to lean way back and it was like we were looking staight down this hill. four wheel drive makes the jeep go slower, so at least i had that going for me, plus using too much brake in a situation like that can make the rear lift off the ground and you flip over end, so i couldn't use my brakes too much. so we got to the bottom and i hoped there was another way out, becuase i didn't want to attack this hill going up. we came to a point where i needed to turn around as there were several of these steep hills and it was getting late, so i came to the realization that i needed to go back up this hill. at the bottom of this hill was a creek with big rocks, so i could not get a running start to get up it. i put the jeep in four wheel drive, got over the creek, aimed eugene ii nose up, and floored it all the way up. pretty damn scary but we made it. my heart was pounding, and i love that. so we got back ok, and i am definalty going back to try again. if anyone wants to join us, and has a video camera, you are more than welcome, just let me know. i need to get this stuff on video. i am going to try the entire trail next time, as i need to find out where it goes to.

jagermeister

oh

deer

god

that's what it means

2:16 am

ok, i got called into work this god forsaken morning, they were having problems with the test, and it is my job to make sure this runs properly, so here i am. i almost got blown off the road in these hurricane gailed winds, honestly, i took this turn and rocks and debris hit the side of my jeep and i felt like i was going to be pushed over. well anyway, i get to work and the fcuking thing is working fine... arugh. well i am going to stay at work and leave in the morining, maybe i can get some sleep in here, find a couch or something.

This weekend was very fun, and i am going to steal some of kates pics so y'all can see the fun we had. Friday night we all went to dinner at pura vida before going to martinis and imax at the fernbank museum in atlanta. The food was all very good, and we all shared a crap load of different stuff, so you get to try a lot of things. i though the imax was real cool too it was some underwater life thing, i don't know it was fun. after that we all decided to go out and get some drinks at atkins (wow big suprise) and i guess ashley did her first yager bomb, how you get this far in life without doing one, i don't know, but she drank the yager first and then the redbull, so we made her do another. she got it right the second time. so a few drinks we had by all, and a good time as well, some guy was actually intimidated by me, kate was flirting with him and i guess he got the idea that she liked him (go figure) but when she told him she had a boyfriend he didn't believe her or me, that we were together. i don't remember exactly how it went down, but he was like "dude, i don't want to fight you, but if i have to get my head knocked off then maybe i do" well i don't fight for stupid shit like that so i was like "man i don't care if you talk to my girlfriend, just don't be a dick" and he was so happy, kept cheersing me to not kicking his ass. who knows. so i figured if kate was out talking to guys, i was going to talk to girls, i had my main man bill by my side and we just started to reel them in. it was amazing how well it was working, and i think it was because i wasn't afraid to talk to them. what did i have to lose, i knew who i was going home with, so it was just harmelss talk. well this one cute blond came up to talk to me, and ashley (the one drinking in the pic) got up in her face and was like "no way, get outta here" and the girl got all scared and ran away. not fair, but there were pleantly of women there, so no biggie. so the night all turned out well in the end we all made it home ok and with the person we came with. i am going to add some pictures below, cause i know kelly wants them, and you know i love you girl. ok, that sounded kind of gay but its three am.