I know what I know, and I don't know... you know?

You want to make someone's day, here's how:

Cut your hair in a mowhawk



go to middle of nowhere Inner Mongolia China



Go for a run at 5:30 AM past a crowd of about 1000 unemployed Chinese famers who have been put out of work by the government who runs the mine which pays for the project you are working on and the reason you are in their town