the self talker
Why do I always run into the weirdoes at the gym?
My new life routine (for this week at least) is I wake up at 6 AM, put on my gym clothes, drink down my NO explode, drive to Alpharetta where I work, and then go to the gym close to there. I take a shower at the gym (separate showers homos), then get ready and head on to work. It works out nice because now I don't have to worry about getting out of work on time to drive all the way to Canton (30 minutes), go to the gym there, get home, cook dinner (chicken/salad wrap everyday), and have time to wind down. That schedule puts me home at about 8 PM and I am eating dinner at 9. That’s if I get out of work at 5 which never happens because things are so busy. SO, now I get to work when I want, and leave when I want, or have a chance to.
There is maybe 5 people in the gym at 6:45 AM, it's a small gym anyway, and no hot women that force me to stare at them and forget my workout routine. I am a morning person, and I have been resting all night so I have the energy (with help of NO explode), so it is working out great. Until I run into this guy who makes noises when he works out. Here is where the weirdo part comes in... Yeah, I know it doesn't sound weird, but the noises are fairly quiet and don't happen so much as he is lifting, but in between while he is resting. I stay far enough away, so I never pick up what he is saying. Well the other day as I was done with my shower and getting ready, he happened to be in the locker room at the same time and he is saying things like "oh yeah" and "there you go". Not yelling it, but saying it to himself as if he is accomplishing a great feat by putting on his clothes. Well I got out of there as soon as possible, and didn't think much more of it. Well this morning once again, I get stuck in the locker room with the self talker. I get done with my shower and he must be in the next stall because to my amazement I hear "Oh yeah baby, that's it"! This time more aggressive, it was horrible. I mean, this is a public locker room, not your personal shower. Was he taking care of business, or is this just something he does all day in his normal life. He does it in the gym and whilst getting ready, so who knows. Once again, I got out of there as soon as possible.
I think I am going to go at a different time to avoid this guy, but this schedule is working great. AND previous to these encounters I signed up for a year membership there. I got one year for 99 bucks, and I just signed at Gold’s too at 30 months for 300 bucks. Two gyms, 20 bucks a month. you can't beat it. So once again, I run into a gym weirdo. I work out in the morning and I have to listen to this guy, I work out in the evening and I have to dress dwarfs. If you don't know what I'm talking about look a few blogs back named I dressed a dwarf. Bring on the comments... jerks.
My new life routine (for this week at least) is I wake up at 6 AM, put on my gym clothes, drink down my NO explode, drive to Alpharetta where I work, and then go to the gym close to there. I take a shower at the gym (separate showers homos), then get ready and head on to work. It works out nice because now I don't have to worry about getting out of work on time to drive all the way to Canton (30 minutes), go to the gym there, get home, cook dinner (chicken/salad wrap everyday), and have time to wind down. That schedule puts me home at about 8 PM and I am eating dinner at 9. That’s if I get out of work at 5 which never happens because things are so busy. SO, now I get to work when I want, and leave when I want, or have a chance to.
There is maybe 5 people in the gym at 6:45 AM, it's a small gym anyway, and no hot women that force me to stare at them and forget my workout routine. I am a morning person, and I have been resting all night so I have the energy (with help of NO explode), so it is working out great. Until I run into this guy who makes noises when he works out. Here is where the weirdo part comes in... Yeah, I know it doesn't sound weird, but the noises are fairly quiet and don't happen so much as he is lifting, but in between while he is resting. I stay far enough away, so I never pick up what he is saying. Well the other day as I was done with my shower and getting ready, he happened to be in the locker room at the same time and he is saying things like "oh yeah" and "there you go". Not yelling it, but saying it to himself as if he is accomplishing a great feat by putting on his clothes. Well I got out of there as soon as possible, and didn't think much more of it. Well this morning once again, I get stuck in the locker room with the self talker. I get done with my shower and he must be in the next stall because to my amazement I hear "Oh yeah baby, that's it"! This time more aggressive, it was horrible. I mean, this is a public locker room, not your personal shower. Was he taking care of business, or is this just something he does all day in his normal life. He does it in the gym and whilst getting ready, so who knows. Once again, I got out of there as soon as possible.
I think I am going to go at a different time to avoid this guy, but this schedule is working great. AND previous to these encounters I signed up for a year membership there. I got one year for 99 bucks, and I just signed at Gold’s too at 30 months for 300 bucks. Two gyms, 20 bucks a month. you can't beat it. So once again, I run into a gym weirdo. I work out in the morning and I have to listen to this guy, I work out in the evening and I have to dress dwarfs. If you don't know what I'm talking about look a few blogs back named I dressed a dwarf. Bring on the comments... jerks.
posted by josh at 9:37 AM
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