the lyrics people screw up

"excuse me, while i kiss this guy", "dirty deeds, thunder jeep", and "you stop me up" all lyrics commonly screwed up. i know you've done it and laughed at yourself when you find out the truth like "excuse me, while i kiss the sky", or "dirty deeds, done dirt cheap", or " you start me up". mine was the dirty deeds one and as a child i always thought the song was great cause it talked about jeeps, and i always loved jeeps, but boy did i feel stupid when i got the truth. now, here i would like to hear some of the ones you have mistaken, and if you are too embarrased to say, just do an annoymous post. i will add more as i think of them through the day.