8.05.2005

nasa

8.04.2005

music

i am listening to slightly stoopid, and i have determined that some of it is great background party music. or good to relax you at work. check out slightly stoopid - officer, album - everything you need. or just leave your e-mail and i will send it to you.

8.03.2005

bugs

so i was in my kitchen in the house i grew up in and im already in a state of fear because this huge bug got into my body though a cut in my arm. right in the joint of my elbow where they usually take blood. almost as if i were a heroin addict and it got through the tracks in my arm. all of the sudden it pokes its head out and i grab it to pull it out. i am having a tough time and it reminds me of de-bearding muscles. if you have ever done this you have to fight with the muscle to get it out, and you almost feel victorious over the muscle, that you could get it's beard out. well at least for me. anyways, i get the bug out, and i start to smash it on the table over and over into a buch of small pieces. well of course they turn into a bunch more small bugs. now i have about fifty of these things comming at me, and only me, no one else in the room, crawling all over looking for cuts on me and climbing into the cuts. it was so gross, but i finally came to realization that the only way to get rid of them was lead them to someone else. the only other person in the room was my mom, and i wasnt going to put her in this situation, so i gave up and learned to live with the bugs.

8.02.2005

you start me up

8.01.2005

focus power

go here and follow instructions

7.31.2005

one big buck

ok, so i might have played the funniest game of turtle master in my entire life saturday night, i think at one point natalie said one big bear sitting on a duck. for those of you who know the game, you know this is way off. we were at highland tap; me, kelly, and natalie. kelly and i had started and got to five when natalie got there. we started over but natalie was pretty drunk so she was having a tough time. this made the game very funny, and we drank a lot. could not get past six this time but that is a good thing because i could not remember the rest. i guess this means i need a refresher course for my turtle mastership. kate or chris if you could help me out with that, i can continue the game next time. for those of you who dont know the game, i guess you are going to have to come here and play. The rest of the weekend was good same old shit.