people with stupid packages

ok in the airport i had some time to observe mankind and their incessant need to carry stupid packages on the plane. oh hey, i just visited florida, lets grab some gay odd shapped flowers that will die by the time we get home and annoy everyone around because i have to carry them everywhere i go, being too big for a luggage compartment, too big for under the seat, so i carry them the whole way. or a big box with something glass so i have tons of bubble wrap and i have to cary it so it doesnt break on the way. either people just dont think, or maybe it was a gift, or maybe they are just dumb in the head, or maybe i am ornery because i am back at work after vacation, who knows!

i pooped in the toilet in miami when we got there and clogged it up so bad, i almost overflowed it. i didn't know what to do so i left it for like 4 hours untill we got back from the bars at 5 and got a plunger. ohhhh nasty nast. figured you wanted to know that