resolutionaries

That's right, I said it... resolutionaries. Definition: A play on the words revolutionary and resolution to describe the gym goer who only arrives at the gym around say the 1st of January as it has become their life mission to get back in shape. This will only last for a month, thank God, but during this time the gym is packed full of morons who do not follow the common courtesies generally practiced by the year round gym goers like myself. Another word to describe this type of person would be a monetary motivator. They are motivated for a short period of time which unfortunately comes back around spring time for some reason. Now I must admit, I was once one of these people, came in around spring time, but I never stopped. It has been about 3 years now though and I go to 3 different gyms, so I can safely say I am a regular and in turn be annoyed by the ever present resolutionaries.

random question:
When you sit down on a public toilet to do your business (men and women), how do you feel if the toilet seat is already warm:
A. Comfortable because it is a "warm welcome"
B. Uncomfortable because it is warm from someone else's ass