10.12.2005

bad news

i have just received my second speeding ticket in two weeks. this makes the total for my lifetime of driving up to 45 tickets. i have gone to court for most, and had them lowered, and i have been to driver defensive courses every three years. i have lost my license twice, and paid more in fines than i have in alcohol (that is a lot for those who don't know me). well yesterday was an eye opener, believe it or not. i got pulled over for 104 in a 65 and after a long time of talking, begging, and praying, i got a ticket for 79 in a 65, which in georgia warrants no points and a fine of around $140. last week my ticket was written for 85 in 65 (i was clocked then at over 100 again) so i need to go to court for that one.

now i know as you read this, you think low of me, and say to yourself, why does he go so fast, doesn't he learn his lesson? obviously i haven't yet, and i am beginning to think i have a problem. i know it's a bit late for that, but i am comming to terms with this now. i need to find a way to get my speed fix in a legal way. this is where i ask y'all for help, i am extending a hand here, will someone please give me an idea.

4 Comments:

Blogger kyle said...

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 9:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Start driving the Jeep, it's a lot slower than your motorcycle. Maybe after paying more in gas, your cheap ass will drive the motorcycle at a more reasonable pace. And, don't you think speeding tickets are a big waste of money, I sure do!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005 1:44:00 PM  
Blogger josh said...

ok last anonymous person, i'm not stupid, i know tickets are a huge waste of money, and this second ticket has slowed me down, i keep it right at 10 mph over. and i'm not a cheap ass, i am frugal... big difference. plus you missed the point of the blog: i have a mental problem that does not allow me to drive slow, i need a speed fix. by the way, i hope all is well last anonymous person. oh and thanks kyle for the info

Thursday, October 13, 2005 8:26:00 AM  
Blogger josh said...

omg, y'all suck... i have to be frugal cause i make shit money, in a shit job, that i am trying to get out of. plus i have a house payment by myself, two motorcyles, and a jeep. shit don't come cheap. bastardos

Thursday, October 13, 2005 11:59:00 AM  

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