i hate my job

i need a new one. i am sick of making shit money in a redneck town, where everything i do is un-appreciated. i have a bunch of great ideas, but all go to waste when no one cares. i am currently at work doing one of the most mundane un-educated jobs i have ever done in the engineering world. i am testing components that have failed on the manufacturing floor before they are sent to the supplier. this consists of testing continuity between two points of a contactor, or relay or whatever. maybe i am really not smart, and my degree from rit means nothing. maybe this is what i am destin for, for the rest of my life. or maybe i need to really start looking for a new job. or maybe, just maybe, i need to move back to ny and get a real job. anyone up there looking for an electrical engineer? sorry about the bitching... now for a funny embarrasing story to make up for it

this weekend i was on the lake with my neighbors and we met up with a few other boats. so here i am, after drinking miller high life all night (which we all know gives you the shits) with about 3 boats all tied together and i need to shit so bad i am doubling over. kelly if you are reading this, it is very similar to natalie's story. anyways, i dont want to tell anyone cause i am about to jump in the water and poop all over. so i hop in, and try to get away from the boat. sure enough the boat keeps turning towards my direction every time i try to get away. i'm dying by this point, hardly able to contain myself, but the potential embarasment is keeping my crap at bay (no pun intended). finally i get far enough away from all boats in the party cove that i can do my business. boy, it was the best feeling ever... i went about 3 times each time swimming away from my duty, doodie. i swam around a bit more, made sure i was all clear, got back to the boat, took some shots of Jägermeister and had a great day, where no one was the wiser. whew, felt good to get that off my chest, sorry for the grossness.