i might have killed someone

ok, maybe not, but i figured that would get your attention. i have always thought that in some way, indirectly, i have killed someone. even if i just gave them the finger whilst driving, thus making them depressed, and going home and kill themselves. who knows. maybe last night as i was trying to beat someone out as 3 lanes merged to 2 and i just barely made it past a caravan who had to move a bit to his left, making the person to his left move a bit towards the median and overcorrect and end up flying through the grass at 75 mph. i mean i tried to help, i looked in my rearview to make sure he came to a safe stop, and on my way back up the highway after running my errands, there was nothing in that area going on. I mean do you truly expect someone who is driving a beemer and causes an accident to stop and help?! I am so pretentious now that i have my new car. I need to stop being better than everyone on the road. i'm joking for those of you that don't know me well.