as you know in the south (specifically nothern georgia), things are kinda slow and backwards, so i have been gathering some terms that i thought you might get a kick out of:

heidi - noun. greeting.
hire yew - complete sentence. remainder of greeting. usage: "heidi. hire yew."
bard - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."usage: "my brother bard my pickup truck."
jawjah - noun. a state just north of florida. capitalis hot-lanta. usage: "my brother from jawjuh bard mypickup truck."
munts - noun. a calendar division. usage: "my brother from jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and i ain't herd from him in munts."
far - noun. a conflagration. usage: "if my brotherfrom Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."
bahs - noun. A supervisor. usage: "if you don't stop reading these southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"

thats good for now, i will post more of them when i have the time. thanks for all the coments on the previous post