monkeys

ok, i know this sounds a little odd but, i figured out my spirit animal. my friends in san diego are very... well... san diego, and if you have never been there then you have no idea what i mean. im sure you can get the idea though. each of them have figured out their spirit animal, which is the animal which best fits them. well, after years of searching i figured mine out. its a monkey. yeah it kinda sucks when you first think about it, but then its not all that bad. this is how i came about this decision. first and foremost, i have monkey toes which means my first three toes are of same length. of course this is good for climbing trees like a monkey. second, i have always liked monkeys and monkey apparal, anyone who knows me from the past few years, i have a monkey farm shirt i got in old saybrook, ct. from a dive bar of that name. third, i like to fling poo. and last, and the most important, when i was real young, my mom used to call me her mon chi chi, which was an old cartoon with monkeys. so, this is my spirit animal, i don't know what to do with it, but at least now i know.